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I will procrastinate later. I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet. I will not be impressed…
I love how in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like,…
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If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing? We’re all mature until…
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend? There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock…
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic, so when I drink Fanta…that must mean I’m fantastic…right? The voices in my…
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once. Unicorns are real. They’re just fat…
People tell me there are plenty of fish in the sea. Well that is nice and all but I’m human,…
Are you already thinking about the long weekend? Why not take a few seconds to relax now? Wishing you a…
