If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food?
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Now The Market Update . . .
Kitchen renovations are among the top remodeling projects most likely to add value to a home at resale. Homeowners generally recover up to 57% of the cost.
Mortgage applications for purchases were slightly higher last week, up about 1%. That’s nearly 5% higher than a year ago, despite a shortage of inventory.
A national homebuilder is offering a program to pay student loan debt for homebuyers. The program pays up to $13,000 and up to 3% of the home price.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
This week’s potential market moving reports are:
Monday, October 9th: Columbus Day Holiday, Banks Closed, Markets Open
Tuesday, October 10th: Small Business Optimism Index
Wednesday, October 11th: MBA Mortgage Applications, JOLTS Report
Thursday, October 12th: First Time Jobless Claims, Producer Price Index